1. megay:

    HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

    STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

    STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

    STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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  4. badcgijosh:

    TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

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  7. Macaroni and poison. It’s like mac and cheese, but with a special ingredient.

    Reblogged from: bobbymoynihans
  8. oldfilmsflicker:

    Faces //Ooh La La

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  9. rejectedjokes:

    Some wonderful person has posted the EXTENDED NEVER BEFORE SEEN BONUS Rodney Waber clip from last year’s Comedy Bang Bang TV show with America’s Sweetheart Anna Kendrick and Scott Aukerman. In this episode, I play Rodney Waber, publicist to Harrison Ford who by mistake thought Scott wanted him on the show instead of Harrison. I forgot the last sixty seconds of this ever happened. We finally unlock the secret to When Harry Met Sally’s famous deli scene.

    CLICK HERE TO SEE THE STUFF THAT MADE IT TO AIR

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